broke a broom trying to kill a roach
cut my palms all over the place. There was legit blood everywhere
and cried for 10 minutes
and I mean screaming, tears everywhere, can’t breathe crying
I fucking hate this apartment
Fasting and furious 5
When it’s almost Iftar time and you’re not home
The Eid for speed
Fajr in 60 seconds
Jet Imaam - Every prayer on time
This gif pretty much summarizes how i feel after like every book i finish:
what are the chances that this would be on my dash right after I finish reading this book?
when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything
baddude: “im a goddam villain i like destroyed the shit outta this world.”
naruto: yeah but you wann be my friend?
bad dude:”no??? what the fuck??? im tryina destroy the world???”
*naruto beats the shit outta the villain*
naruto: yeah now you wanna be my bffl???
bad dude: “o…ok… i guess…”
♫♪*WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMER!! 日本のものの束は、私が日本を行う方法自演はありません!!!!!*♫♬
khoobsurat - first looks and posters
will watch just for him
cause sonam Kapoor annoys me the more I see her
Sex Education in India
The health ministry of India recently suggested that sex education be banned in the country. We look at India’s attitude towards sex through a “government approved” sex education lecture.
"sex is a myth, like Godzilla, annaconda, orgasm, G-Spot, global warming"
that line had me weak
trying to do this online homework and I really just want to rip my hair out
all this contraception, abortion, pregnancy talk is so tedious!
where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them????
the sex scene in the Korean Fated to Love You started out all sweet
then they threw in that scene of them with the pestle XD
So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.
I’m dubious. I should read a passage:
It is a literal bear.
Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.
You have some explaining to do, Canada.
You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.
i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.”
Holy fucking hell. I… may have to buy this book.
There’s a Greek myth about that….maybe it’s a retelling?
Sometimes something is so terrible that it should disappear into the ether of awful things that should never be.
Bear sex. With a literal bear. That is one of those things. Retelling or not.